You know you are...

Collecting and complying from various conversation, observation, and reading, here is a checklist for "you know you are a Hipster" if...

1. You buy used clothes not because you can't afford new, and you spend 100 bucks on a vintage outfit;
2. You enjoy cruising on a single speed bike without helmet on a hilly city, e.g. San Fracisco;
3. You wear a jean that is way short so that everyone can see your socks a mile away, and your jean is usually tight enough to make you walk like a robot;
4. You pretend to love all the underground music that no one has even heard of. You are self-proclaim the No. 1 supporter for these bands and you can brag about the way you supported them when the band was unknown all day. Now, you hate them for getting famous and popular with a consistent fan base of 10 people. And with the 2nd CD out, you are feeling that their music direction deviates from the original;
5. You are learning a second language for the reason of impressing other by practicing it through ordering foods and correcting other's inaccurate pronunciation;
6. If you are not a potter, you can't be stoner. If you are not a stoner, you can't be a hipster;
7. Your body naturally move randomly whenever music is on, wherever you are, and whatever type of music is playing, yet everyone is making an attempt to understand your dance style with the music;
8. You must be a liberal, no, a super-dupper-hyper liberal. Occasionally, you are a vegetarian or vegan.