Sex and Sleep

It's been quite a while from my last post. Work has given me stress and not enough time for creativity until last night...

I was all and ready to get some rest last night, and the next thing - yeah, you know it - my upstair neighbor was DOING it. His girlfriend was making hella noise! Don't get me wrong. I am all in support of guys getting heads and ass, but I have to admit that it's not pleasant when you hear moaning while trying to fall asleep. The worst would be this girl purposely faking it! In this situation, I actually thought about turn on my speaker and play some porns as loud as it can to nullify this noise attack from upstair. Of course, being a gentleman as usual, I just put on my headphone as my earplug to block off all the unwanted sound wave.

Sleep was decent, not great, but decent, until 7 in the morning. I was waken up, again by the flicking moaning noise. I was flicking pissed 'cause I wanted to stay in bed until time to work. Plus, who would fucking wake up in 7 in the morning to DO it! That's an act without decency, you know. Remember in your apartment laundry room, there is always a sign telling you not to wash your clothes before 8 am and after 10 pm. This guy is violating the rules and should be expelled from the apartment.

While the noise keeps coming like a wave, a sudden thought just stroke me like a lightning - Maybe this girl is not his girlfriend, maybe she is a professional, a professional service provider. Now, it all made sense because if I paid for any service, I would want to get my full value. Plus, this is pussy we are talking about here, and there is no way that any guys would miss out on hitting that. Having sex and practicing the fundamentals of being a smart consumer, Grrreat! Literally, it's like hitting two birds with one stone.

Then, I forgave him and went back to sleep.