when it comes to relationship. Men, males never win a fight in any relationship because women always ALWAYS have the upper hand (or lower, to be precise on the location) . Even though I understand this by heart, I still don't understand why I often find myself in this battle accidentally and inadvertently, especially when it comes to Valentine's Day.
Girlfriend always complains I am not romantic enough and is not impressed with my effort. Well, her girlfriends never help either, if not making my situation worse like hammering nails into my coffin, 'cause they like to share personal life, and especially love to put their boyfriends under magnifying glass. Or worse, we, the boyfriends, are often being prosecuted in trial without knowing the crimes that we have committed. Being well aware of the judicial system and the consequences of being confrontational, I have to admit I am guilty.
Although I accept to all charges of wrong doings, I think it isn't really my fault for not being romantically impressive on Valentine's Day. Just because there are some boyfriends who come up with creative ideas to express their affection, I, then, have become a prisoner of romance. Not that I am scared of being a prisoner, it is just the punishment that worries me. Be real, I hate all my girlfriend's friends' romantic boyfriends because you have raised the bar for the rest of us. And this bar hits us bad, real bad, 'cause we might be facing yet another year to miss out on Steak and BJ Day. The glimpse of hope of getting some heads (opps, I meant to celebrate the great March 14 - Steak and BJ Day) depends heavily on my parole performance now. Flucrak!
Afterthought: I think we ought to liberate and fight against the system. Our objective for this liberation is to make everyday a Steak and BJ Day!
Girlfriend always complains I am not romantic enough and is not impressed with my effort. Well, her girlfriends never help either, if not making my situation worse like hammering nails into my coffin, 'cause they like to share personal life, and especially love to put their boyfriends under magnifying glass. Or worse, we, the boyfriends, are often being prosecuted in trial without knowing the crimes that we have committed. Being well aware of the judicial system and the consequences of being confrontational, I have to admit I am guilty.
Although I accept to all charges of wrong doings, I think it isn't really my fault for not being romantically impressive on Valentine's Day. Just because there are some boyfriends who come up with creative ideas to express their affection, I, then, have become a prisoner of romance. Not that I am scared of being a prisoner, it is just the punishment that worries me. Be real, I hate all my girlfriend's friends' romantic boyfriends because you have raised the bar for the rest of us. And this bar hits us bad, real bad, 'cause we might be facing yet another year to miss out on Steak and BJ Day. The glimpse of hope of getting some heads (opps, I meant to celebrate the great March 14 - Steak and BJ Day) depends heavily on my parole performance now. Flucrak!
Afterthought: I think we ought to liberate and fight against the system. Our objective for this liberation is to make everyday a Steak and BJ Day!
4 comments:
sounds like somebody needs a hug!! (sorry...no bj)
It sounds like your woman (or women) has worked you up well... Guys don't need this "h" word, we need the other "h"! =P
Cheers for 3/14, mate!
other "h" word??
halitosis?
hormone therapy?
healing power of laughter?
holyfield, evander?
hooka?
hornitos tequila?
heckuva job Brownie?
oh wait, know i get it...horticulture!!
I think your next posting should be on hacksex...sounds very intriguing!!
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