Music, Lately

What's going on with R&B music lately? Lyrics are so unbearable.

First off, question to the ladies: How many of you think Trey Songz invented sex? I always thought it was Thomas Edison, oh my bad...

Ah, I am sick and tired of hearing making bed rocks, Okay? And please, I don't see how rocking her bed has anything to do with Stevie. Alright, alright, maybe that one time when Stevie's singing helped me to get laid, that's it. But I am sure this song won't.

By the way, I don't care about neighbor's names. Keep the squeaky noise down and use cup coasters, okay? You probably don't want to hear any scratching, yelling, and wall banding from my apartment either. Geez, trying to get some sleep here, Trey Songz.

And Luda, really? Is it the best you can come up with? Right, how low can all these go...

It makes me understand that there must be a market for all these great songs. If not, R. Kelly would have stopped making records to preach to girls. You know.