JOHN McCAIN
I ain't have much love for politics and am neither a republican nor a democrat supporter... but I think I like John McCain for these following reasons:
1. He is the oldest candidate and it is extremely likely that he will last for one term only. When I get sick of him, I can think to myself that he is going to be around for 4 years. That's it.
2. John McCain can save us from any disasters! He will crawl through elevator shafts, jump off from airplane/helicopter, run after bank robbers in the middle of Manhattan, shoot all the villains in the head to protect the nation. Salute to McCain!
3. McCain's daughter is hot! She is much more attractive than Chelsea Clinton. Imagine you see Chelsea once a week on TV, oh boy, I can feel the sick out of my stomach. On the other hand, I probably won't get tired seeing the McCain's on TV.
That's why my vote NOT to the Clinton's. Sorry.
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As George Carlin said: "I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, ‘If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain’, but where’s the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with."
Amen!
rarely do you see a manifesto for apathy
When the train is running at full speed, why bother and attempt to derail it?
because your house lies across the tracks!!
Wow wow wow, easy there, buddy.
I have no ill wishes to anyone here... If you don't like it, Simon says...
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