I am always in trouble...

when it comes to relationship. Men, males never win a fight in any relationship because women always ALWAYS have the upper hand (or lower, to be precise on the location) . Even though I understand this by heart, I still don't understand why I often find myself in this battle accidentally and inadvertently, especially when it comes to Valentine's Day.

Girlfriend always complains I am not romantic enough and is not impressed with my effort. Well, her girlfriends never help either, if not making my situation worse like hammering nails into my coffin, 'cause they like to share personal life, and especially love to put their boyfriends under magnifying glass. Or worse, we, the boyfriends, are often being prosecuted in trial without knowing the crimes that we have committed. Being well aware of the judicial system and the consequences of being confrontational, I have to admit I am guilty.

Although I accept to all charges of wrong doings, I think it isn't really my fault for not being romantically impressive on Valentine's Day. Just because there are some boyfriends who come up with creative ideas to express their affection, I, then, have become a prisoner of romance. Not that I am scared of being a prisoner, it is just the punishment that worries me. Be real, I hate all my girlfriend's friends' romantic boyfriends because you have raised the bar for the rest of us. And this bar hits us bad, real bad, 'cause we might be facing yet another year to miss out on Steak and BJ Day. The glimpse of hope of getting some heads (opps, I meant to celebrate the great March 14 - Steak and BJ Day) depends heavily on my parole performance now. Flucrak!

Afterthought: I think we ought to liberate and fight against the system. Our objective for this liberation is to make everyday a Steak and BJ Day!

(If I have to decide...) My vote goes to...

JOHN McCAIN


I ain't have much love for politics and am neither a republican nor a democrat supporter... but I think I like John McCain for these following reasons:

1. He is the oldest candidate and it is extremely likely that he will last for one term only. When I get sick of him, I can think to myself that he is going to be around for 4 years. That's it.

2. John McCain can save us from any disasters! He will crawl through elevator shafts, jump off from airplane/helicopter, run after bank robbers in the middle of Manhattan, shoot all the villains in the head to protect the nation. Salute to McCain!

3. McCain's daughter is hot! She is much more attractive than Chelsea Clinton. Imagine you see Chelsea once a week on TV, oh boy, I can feel the sick out of my stomach. On the other hand, I probably won't get tired seeing the McCain's on TV.

That's why my vote NOT to the Clinton's. Sorry.

Lyrics for "Time to Vote Again"

Music from "Do-re-mi" in movie "Sound of the Music"
Lyrics by Me

Description:

It was my assignment for a music class to rewrite the lyrics for a song. It just happened that I thought of this song because of the simplicity and popularity. Popularity here doesn't mean it is pop music or it is loved by everyone.

I brainstormed the lyrics in half an hour. Originally, I planned to re-write it to be a romantic song. However, on second thought, I was getting tired of writing love songs and would like to try something new. Since the presidential champaign next year is on the news every night, I just took this event and worked out the lyrics with a twist of humor to complete my assignment. There you have my presentation of "Time to Vote Again."


(Prelude)

(Chorus)

C -- D -- E - C - E - C - E
It's the time to vote a-gain

D - E -- F --- F -- E - D -- F
De-mo-crat does-n't look great

E - F - G -- E -- G - E - G
Re-pu-bli-can's e-ven worse

F ---- G - A - A - G -- F ---- A
There is not much to choose from

G - - C -- D - E -- F -- G - A
You can vote for who you like

A ----- D -- E - F -- G -- A --- B
Some-thing I don't care much for

B ---- E - F - G - A -- B ---- C
Now pre-si-den-tial cham-paign

C - B A - F - B - G -- C
It's a big ol' flick-ing joke


C - D -- E --- C - E - C -- E
I don't know who to sup-port

D --- E - F - F -- E --- D ---- F
when e-lec-tion time comes close

E - F -- G -- E - G E -- G
I have heard a sto-ry that

F ---- G -- A --- A - G --- F --- A
some-one called col-bert would run

G - C - D - E -- F -- G A
He got no love from S C

A - D - E - F --- G - A - B
Re-pu-bli-cans hate his gut

B -- E --- F - G - A - B - C
be-cause he's co-me-di-an

C --- B -----A - F B G --- C
who makes fun of e-very-one

(End)

Random Conversation

A discussion at a bar with a friend came to a point: women always love to cuddle. As Chris Rock would say, nothing makes a woman happier than cuddling. My question is - why cuddling is so appealing to women and deeply sought by women? I apologize to all the ladies out there who are reading this post (I believe this might be unnecessary because I don't know whether I have any female readers here), but I just don't really understand the reasons behind.

To me, cuddling is that a couple are close together with the male figure wrapping the arms around the female figure and whisper in bed or any furniture that both can lay on comfortably.

I would, in this situation, fall asleep in no time because I need my sleep. It is not easy to stay awake for the entire time to cuddle with your significant other. Sleep is extremely important based on the New England Journal of Medicine. As a matter of fact, regulation ought to enforce that no one shall be stopped from getting their sleep in all situations.

In addition, most of the time cuddling is just plain ol' cuddling and it does not lead to a subsequent happy ending according to my humble research. After much analysis, I conclude that cuddling is like investing in mutual funds - it is a long and slowly progressing investment, yet it does not guarantee for personal gain. There is also not much excitement in investing in mutual funds and the return is not greatly attractive. However, it is almost guaranteed for a definite return (regardless of the amount of rewards) and it is a quasi risk-free approach. You don't have to invest in it but you sure would think about it when the market is not performing. One more point brought up by Mr. P-lof was that it is "FDIC" insured. For sure, you can do no wrong if you spend time to cuddle with your girl(s).

Through my thinking process, I just brainstormed that there should be some sort of reward to all the men who spent so much time on cuddling. Like a credit card point reward program, we should be loud for our sincere effort to please you ladies! Therefore, I propose to the Men's Law Committee that for every time we, men, males, make you women feel secure, safe, and comfortable in our arms, there ought to be a happy ending to our action to honor (or reimburse) our good behavior (Partition No. 2007-360A57).

Recipe of British Tea Bomb

If there is ever a time when you are tired of Irish Car Bombs, when you are having an afternoon tea and want to spice things up, when you prefer a drink that does not have high concentration of alcohol, here is something you can consider next time when you crave for a drink: British Tea Bomb.

British Tea Bomb:

6 fluid ounce of tea (preferably chilled, black tea) in a pint glass

1/3 shot of Scotch (Usually Irish whisky, i.e. Jameson, is used in a car bomb. In this case, I have no intention to piss off Michael Collins or Murray McDavid, so we are substituting with Scotch, i.e. Red Label. My apology to Johnny and Glen)

1 shot of Merlyn cream liqueur (Usually Irish cream liqueur, i.e. Bailey)

*Additional favor can be added per personal preference, for example, Dutch Chocolate Bomb. Instead of tea and Merlyn cream liqueur, use hot cocoa and Voyant Chai cream.

There you have it. Cheers Mate!

6 Reasons I am for Halloween

6. 10/31 can be known as something else besides just 10/31.

5. Star Trek geeks can get their money worth - One more chance to put on the uniforms besides the Convention.

4. Kids get free candies and parents can save and serve the leftover for any occasions.

3. One can cross-dress with no fear and no shame. So... be proud and be all you can be.

2. Ladies dress as trashy (opps I meant sexy) as possible and no one shall call them hoes. Hooray!

No. 1 reason for having Halloween...

One more excuse to get drunk and trashed on a weeknight, and nobody can say you are an alcoholic. Hell Yeah!

Does it sound right?

There are some phrases that we can get mixed up still comes out alright and sounds alright:


1. Philly Cheese steak - Chili Fistick

2. Congratulation - Congradulation (a result of mixing congrad + graduation)

To Be Continuted