Random Conversation

A discussion at a bar with a friend came to a point: women always love to cuddle. As Chris Rock would say, nothing makes a woman happier than cuddling. My question is - why cuddling is so appealing to women and deeply sought by women? I apologize to all the ladies out there who are reading this post (I believe this might be unnecessary because I don't know whether I have any female readers here), but I just don't really understand the reasons behind.

To me, cuddling is that a couple are close together with the male figure wrapping the arms around the female figure and whisper in bed or any furniture that both can lay on comfortably.

I would, in this situation, fall asleep in no time because I need my sleep. It is not easy to stay awake for the entire time to cuddle with your significant other. Sleep is extremely important based on the New England Journal of Medicine. As a matter of fact, regulation ought to enforce that no one shall be stopped from getting their sleep in all situations.

In addition, most of the time cuddling is just plain ol' cuddling and it does not lead to a subsequent happy ending according to my humble research. After much analysis, I conclude that cuddling is like investing in mutual funds - it is a long and slowly progressing investment, yet it does not guarantee for personal gain. There is also not much excitement in investing in mutual funds and the return is not greatly attractive. However, it is almost guaranteed for a definite return (regardless of the amount of rewards) and it is a quasi risk-free approach. You don't have to invest in it but you sure would think about it when the market is not performing. One more point brought up by Mr. P-lof was that it is "FDIC" insured. For sure, you can do no wrong if you spend time to cuddle with your girl(s).

Through my thinking process, I just brainstormed that there should be some sort of reward to all the men who spent so much time on cuddling. Like a credit card point reward program, we should be loud for our sincere effort to please you ladies! Therefore, I propose to the Men's Law Committee that for every time we, men, males, make you women feel secure, safe, and comfortable in our arms, there ought to be a happy ending to our action to honor (or reimburse) our good behavior (Partition No. 2007-360A57).

Recipe of British Tea Bomb

If there is ever a time when you are tired of Irish Car Bombs, when you are having an afternoon tea and want to spice things up, when you prefer a drink that does not have high concentration of alcohol, here is something you can consider next time when you crave for a drink: British Tea Bomb.

British Tea Bomb:

6 fluid ounce of tea (preferably chilled, black tea) in a pint glass

1/3 shot of Scotch (Usually Irish whisky, i.e. Jameson, is used in a car bomb. In this case, I have no intention to piss off Michael Collins or Murray McDavid, so we are substituting with Scotch, i.e. Red Label. My apology to Johnny and Glen)

1 shot of Merlyn cream liqueur (Usually Irish cream liqueur, i.e. Bailey)

*Additional favor can be added per personal preference, for example, Dutch Chocolate Bomb. Instead of tea and Merlyn cream liqueur, use hot cocoa and Voyant Chai cream.

There you have it. Cheers Mate!